February 2012
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The Republican Debate: What do the Candidates...
Newt Gingrich: I think the destructive, vicious, negative nature of much of the news media makes it harder to attract decent people who will deal squarely with the threat that the cuteness of puppies and kittens poses to this country. I’m appalled you would begin a presidential debate on a topic like that, or imply that I had ever given nommy-nommies to any furry num-num puppies and kittens while at least two of my old dogs were being put to sleep. The fact of the matter is, my position on this matter has been clear. Too many puppies and kittens expect their bowls to be filled with food and water and are taught no respect for work ethic. What I propose is a series of kitten and puppy mills where these unproductive animals can be made to work for a living instead of relying on the Federal Government for their nommy-nommies, I mean, kibble.
Mitt Romney: I'm not concerned about puppies and kittens. PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air. I made a twelve-hour drive to Canada with my dog strapped to the top of the car in a crate. When he crapped all over himself, I just pulled over, hosed him down and drove on. That's what I did to my own dog. I was so tough on him, that he ran away when we got to Canada. The cuteness of puppies and kittens is a major threat to this country, and while corporations are people, kittens and puppies are not. If I'm going to treat my own dog like that, I'll bet you $10,000 I'll be much worse with the puppies and kittens that are threatening America.
Rick Santorum: What we're seeing is a problem in our culture with respect to puppies and kittens being raised by puppies and kittens, puppies and kittens being raised out of wedlock, and the impact on society in terms of eating bugs and puking on the carpet, the impact on society with respect to making pee-pee and poo-poo in our sacred marriage beds, and a host of other things when puppies and kittens have puppies and kittens. Spaying and neutering creates an atmosphere of permissiveness which creates more puppies and kittens. I don't believe spaying and neutering is the answer because life begins for the litter at conception, and life is sacred, so it can't be conceived if an animal is spayed or neutered, and all litters should be conceived. Once they are born, and their threat to America is plain, then we should fracture their skulls with small hammers.
Ron Paul: I'm the only one here who read and understands the Constitution and knows what the Constitution says and I don't see what the Federal government has to do with puppies and kittens. What it comes down to is personal liberty to spay, neuter, smash their skulls with hammers, feed them nommy-nommies or tie them to the hood of your car. When I was reading the Constitution because I am the only one who has read the Constitution and knows what the Constitution says, the Constitution said that we have personal liberty and puppies and kitties do not, which is what the Constitution says, which only I read.
Moderator, John King: Thank you. Now I would like to take a question from some puppies and kittens.
Puppies and Kittens: mew mew yipe yipe mew yipe yipe zzzzzzz...
Audience: BOOOOOOOOOOO! ...Socialist! ...Hitler! ...Muslim!
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Utah Republicans vote to increase unwanted... →
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New York Man 'Grows' Six Inches Through Surgery →
brevetcaptain:
This is gd disgraceful, and any surgeon who lengthens bones for cosmetic reasons aught to have his/her medical license revoked.
I know being a short man is more often than not a social stigma, but this is grotesque. “Gattaca” here we come.
Kewl!!! I always dreamed of being an 8 Foot killer cyborg!!!
Now I just have to win the lottery!!!!
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DUMB FUCK MANEUVER!!! Today I gassed myself!
So I was doing a major house cleaning with only 3 hours sleep.
Changed the cat littler pan liner, and noticed a lot gross in the pan itself.
Poured in a bunch of Clorox Bleach without thinking.
Chlorine + Ammonia = deadly chlorine gas.
My lungs actually kind of hurt like 15 hours later.
I AM AN IDIOT!!!!
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Blender 3D: First model.
Sort of getting the hang of modeling in Blender.
I evidently did a bunch of rotation in Edit instead of Object mode… or vice versus.
So my mirror deformer didn’t have a ghosts chance in hell of lining up my object.
I’m also so used to using Lightwave Keyboard shortcuts that it’s a fricken’ nightmare when Blender has NO equivalent shortcut.
For instance, in...
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Michele Bachmann Is Running for Reelection in... →
thepoliticalfreakshow:
Michele Bachmann is running for Congress again!
There’s one catch: her congressional district she represented for four terms is gone!
This morning, a special court in Minnesota ruled that Michele Bachmann’s home district is to be folded into another district to reflect population shifts from the last 10 years. Bachmann, who is nothing if not tenacious, says she’ll...
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Support Rick Santorum
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clintirwin:
Unlike Romney, he really believes the nonsense he spews, and I wish he would become the nominee. He is wrapped up in fights about birth control and abortions, which most Americans support, and at a time when people are going to be asking what he is going to do about the economy. Romney is the kind of guy who can dupe a lot of Americans into believing that Republican...
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The 3 corner hat for the 2nd American revolution...
mohandasgandhi:
It’s pretty astounding that a year ago around this time, Wisconsinites were spending all day in the snow and spending each night in the capital after our collective bargaining rights were signed away into oblivion. We threatened to recall Governor Scott Walker and we were told we’d get over the anger, to deal with it and stand by the guy we elected into office, that we’d never do...
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Geforce GT220 FAILED!!!!
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!
My 1GB Geforce GT220 Graphic card just decided to fail on me.
The very WEEK I got excited about getting back into 3D modeling after 4 year hiatus brought on by … MY OLD COMPUTER FAILING!!!!
THIS IS SOME EXTREME BULLSHIT!!!!!
Why did I just start following you?
You had something on your blog about Blender 3D.
Currently moving from Lightwave to Blender and looking for tips/inspiration.
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clintirwin: The Philosophy of Tolerance, and...
clintirwin:
My philosophy is that people as a whole are assholes but there are cool individuals among them that are worth knowing. The word “tolerance” means, I will put up with you, not that I love you. You bring the stupid assholes of your own group, too, like the ones who think that only their hate is justified.
The ones whose empathy glands were severely stunted, leaving their bodies...
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bellafaim:
“Cell phones are like a dog’s nipples: You don’t have to shout into them!”
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Emo Philips (via theworldaroundkeith)
B-B-But… then, WTF ARE DOG NIPPLES FOR?!?!?!
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“The RIAA wants the tech industry to sit down and talk to them. Fuck that. You’re...”
– The PirateBay, The RIAA Is Delusional and Must Be Stopped (via anticapitalist)
